Lets Teach her a Lesson!

Radha was a vain girl
She looked down on her friends
They did not know about love
She told them
You all live such compromised lives
You will settle for whatever you get
But not me
I am going to wait
I wont compromise
I will only love my dream man
Until he arrives I will wait
Unlike you all
Go all of you
Run to your parents
Go settle for trash
Or anyone else you find
You dont have the courage
The courage to wait
To wait for your true love
Thats why you will never know what true love means

Radha was in love with love.
All she cared about was love
She wrote love poems
She made handwritten cards
She bought flowers
And imagined they were from her 'dream' man

When was she going to find him?
Her dream man
He would be handsome
Oh so handsome
And tall
And his eyes would be so dreamy
She would drown in those eyes
And he would be so romantic
He would whisper sweet nothings to her
All the time
On the phone when she was at work
In her ears when they were at some function
In public and whenver they were together
He would paste love notes all over the house
On her pillow
On the refrigerator
In front of the commode (in the bathroom)
On the mirror
Everywhere
Oh he would be so charming
Everyone would envy her
'How did u bag a man like this one?',
They would ask her
'Give him to me!',
They would beg
But he would never look at another woman
'You are all I need',
He would whisper in her ears

My man!
When are u going to find me?

Her friends decided to play with her
'Lets have fun with Radha',
They said
She thinks we are such scum
But lets show her
We can play her game
Lets set her up!

She will like Rahul
Shruti's boyfriend
'Shruti, lets bring him to her
Radha doesint know hes engaged'
Shruti giggled in agreement
We can tell him what to do
If she falls for him in under 10 days
We will have huge April fool party
and reveal the game to her
If not we will admit defeat to her publicly

So they coached Rahul
Everyday Shruti and the girls sat with him
They told him what Radha liked
What she disiked
They told him what to wear
How to write her little notes
What flowers to send her
What to whisper in her ears
Then they invited him to meet Radha

Ten days later Radha was in love
Head over heels
'I have found my man!',
She gushed

They had a huge April Fool party
They called all their friends
'We have won',
The cake said
Radha had been taught a lesson

Shruti was all dressed up
Radha was to arrive at 9
They were all ready
Rahul also would arrive at 9
He had some engagement
They turned down the lights
They waited in pregnant silence
They couldint stifle their giggles
Radha was going to find out today
She had been tricked!
Love was not her exclusive territory
They knew more than she did
They would show her today
They could 'arrange' love

The door clicked
They all stood up
'SURPrise....
They stopped in shock
Rahul and Radha stood there kissing
Rahul was sheepish
'We were just engaged',
Radha told the shocked gathering
Why are you all here together?
What's the occasion?
Shruti Im so sorry
Rahul told me about your engagement
But he loves me now
We are getting married next week